Thread Bandits

Heya heya,

We the bandits are no fashion guru (unlike Shaniqua) but if there is one fashion advice we can give would be……

ACCESSORIZE, ACCESSORIZE, ACCESSORIZE!!!

Yeaps, accessorize. But of course do not over do it. Till then looters!

xoxo,

KitNapper

HELP!!!!!

I’m being shoenapped by 4 bandits. I have no idea of my location and I am being kept in a room which is constantly dark. Won’t you pay my ransom, save me and bring me home? PLEASEEEEE!!!

PS: the phone beside me is not working, which explains why i can’t call the police.

sincerely terrified,

walking,talking red oxfords.

Heya looters!

Check out whats new in bandit town!

Looking oh-so-classy! Move away Blair Waldorf!

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Cheers&Beers,

xoxo KitNapper

Yes…the mama afrika is back yet again…i know..i know…why did’nt i update last week ? Well the mama Afrika had to go for a conference last week on how to tackle the fashion flu that is going around lately.So yeah,this week..Shaniqua is going to cover on what i would personally call ” WHAT WERE YOU THINKING WHEN YOU DESIGNED THIS ?” I just love caps..don’t you ?

Finally a bra that lifts and repels bullets

Another pink brick in the wall ?

Oh Christmas tree! This must be the worst case of seasonal affective disorder..ever

Cousin's It Psychedelic Sister. Such things happen if the Addam's Family went to Woodstock

The egg mata lembu isn't helping eh! Roll out of bed, forget to comb your hair, and you've got bed-head. Put a roll on your head, and you've got bread-head - - giving meaning to "loafing it."

Even the devil wouldn't wear this prada darling

Two hearts beat as one bad outfit

This is a wedding gown.Tolonglah! Listen here..How many times have you left the bathroom fearing that you're being followed by an entire roll of toilet paper?

Who needs to send a bouquet now ? Call Far East Flora for further details

Tupperware party anyone ? My place or yours ?

Talk about your stacked decks! You can have a lot of heart, and still no soul.

One or two is ok....but this ?Just where did the phrase "Cute as a Button" come from? It certainly doesn't apply here. Next time you want to send a message, try Federal Express.

Did this woman swallow a life preserver? I always hate when women ask, "Does this make my butt look bigger," but the answer if you're wearing this is, "Yes!"

Apa ni bang ?I don't know how you get that much fur on your body without the aid of modern science. It couldn't be a coat, could it?

What can i say ?What tube tops did for women (and that's not much) this confection might one day do for men.

Some people have gifted minds … others look like they're wearing a birthday present on their head. This is something that should be re-gifted.And yes,if i was wearing that too..i would be giving the same tongue out look

A gush of wind made Marilyn Monroe's dress flutter. This outfit needs no help to defy Newton's Law - - and that's a law fashion police like myself take very seriously. Yes girl, i would shoot myself too

Remember once upon a time..we all had that huge stupid fan our parents would decorate our livingrooms with..together with the huge wooden fork and spoon on the side....i rest my case

Just because Odysseus had a bad experience with a cyclops doesn't mean others won't find a one-eyed wonder attractive. Here's almost looking at you, kid.

Help me, Obi-Wan Kenobi! Fashion has turned to the Dark Side and this poor thing has turned to a certain Sith Lord. The Force is clearly not with her.

I can't stress the importance of not recycling enough, if it means wearing used wrappers. If you look like garbage, that's because it's what you're wearing.

Yours Truly

Till me meet again next Monday for further highlights on the nitty gritty buttons of  my world. This is Smita Smitten, Showbiz Kitten – Shaniqua Samuntanga of love of the Queen of Zanzibar and Ghana

Spotted!

Shino from one of the premier SG hiphop group, XS, rockin our tees! Looking good dude!

xoxo

Kit Napper

Here…. there… everywhere!! Our tees are still available.

Well..Well…and i bet you’re wondering who Shaniqua Samuntanga is? I’m your very own dragnista from Zanzibar and i’ve had the pleasure of being invited by thread bandits to entertain and highlight to you,the world of mama africa and her  fashion world that she loves to bits. Even though,im drabbed in nothing spazzy wazzy just like you folks,i rather stick to my old fashioned african prints. Imagine,Queen Latifah in the 80s,minus the ‘cross colours’ jeans

Every week,we shall cover the do’s and don’ts of my mystical Fashioniqua. Not Ah qua ar! That’s a little sensitive for my gentle female heart.Ok Let’s get this over and done with.

is this bjork's famous swan dress that got a cameo role in snakes in a plane

Why oh why do designers do these to themselves. Ok fine, if you think it’s a symbol of self choice,liberty and free expression,girl…you’re heading the wrong way,because  i think it’s the statue of liberty that went too far with her choice of garments

I’m sorry, but this looks like my straight brother’s soccer socks after a game in the rain. Forgive me father for i have sinned

I give you 10 points for the choice of colours and i’ll give you 2 tic tacs for the face mask

Tsk, This is the real nightmare before christmas,my indian dragqueenista  colleague would personally thrash you with a club for trying to look like a pochong with a dress sense

The jacket i like,the face mask i have to beg to differ, Casting is out for Star Wars : The Socks Saga

Sorry lah girl, this is still my brother’s soccer socks BEFORE he played the game in the rain

Love this to bits.Perfect for all occasions.20000000 points for the right choice of colour.

Sleeves dia girl....sleeves dia

Finally something to howl at the moon about

And now for the finalayyyyyy as i would love to end it with,the no nos of the fashion world

Obviously in the late 90′s when holding a walkman was still cool and “funky” as they loved to say,but the curlers have got to go

If my “abang” is to look like this,please give me the red ruby slippers and send me back to Kansas

Bunga telur in life form

Yours Truly

Till me meet again next Monday for further highlights on the nitty gritty buttons of  my world. This is Smita Smitten, Showbiz Kitten – Shaniqua Samuntanga of love of the Queen of Zanzibar and Ghana

Alritey….

We have our new dress in town. Its on sale now. I have taken down the measurements for it as well. Interested parties, send a comment or u can email us at blackmail.4bandits@gmail.com

We have the following sizes avaiable and it only comes in Blue. Rocket embroidery at each shoulder.

SMALL:   Pit 2 Pit -  34cm.  Waist – 24cm. Bum – 47cm

MEDIUM:   Pit 2 Pit -  48cm.  Waist – 41cm. Bum – 51cm

LARGE:   Pit 2 Pit -  53cm.  Waist – 44cm. Bum – 54cm

X-LARGE:   Pit 2 Pit -  57cm.  Waist – 46cm. Bum – 59cm

Please note that model is wearing size SMALL… (she usually wears UK Size 6-8)

Kat Burglar

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaah yes.. as i had promised in my previous entry.  Kat Burglar and KitNapper had a great night watching Datarock. And not to mention, with excellent sidekicks creating fond memories together. Oh yeah, plus the grill cheese sandwich and buffalo wings over at Hooters before that. And no…. we are not there for hula hoop entertainment with tiny orange shorts.

We managed to catch some great pictures and interesting looking crowd that night. It was not as suffocating as i had expected it to be during the performance, so we manage to be a lil closer with the band. Enjoy the pictures.

Lastly, congrats to Trixie Bullhorn as she manage to catch the free tshirt that flew right to her face.  And well done to Villains and also Homeclub for this fantastico event.

Kat Burglar