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Shaniqua Samuntanga Returns

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Yes…the mama afrika is back yet again…i know..i know…why did’nt i update last week ? Well the mama Afrika had to go for a conference last week on how to tackle the fashion flu that is going around lately.So yeah,this week..Shaniqua is going to cover on what i would personally call ” WHAT WERE YOU THINKING WHEN YOU DESIGNED THIS ?” I just love caps..don’t you ?

 

Finally a bra that lifts and repels bullets

Finally a bra that lifts and repels bullets

Another pink brick in the wall ?

Another pink brick in the wall ?

 

 

Oh Christmas tree! This must be the worst case of seasonal affective disorder..ever

Oh Christmas tree! This must be the worst case of seasonal affective disorder..ever

Cousin's It Psychedelic Sister. Such things happen if the Addam's Family went to Woodstock

Cousin's It Psychedelic Sister. Such things happen if the Addam's Family went to Woodstock

 

The egg mata lembu isn't helping eh! Roll out of bed, forget to comb your hair, and you've got bed-head. Put a roll on your head, and you've got bread-head - - giving meaning to "loafing it."

The egg mata lembu isn't helping eh! Roll out of bed, forget to comb your hair, and you've got bed-head. Put a roll on your head, and you've got bread-head - - giving meaning to "loafing it."

 

Even the devil wouldn't wear this prada darling

Even the devil wouldn't wear this prada darling

Two hearts beat as one bad outfit

Two hearts beat as one bad outfit

 

This is a wedding gown.Tolonglah! Listen here..How many times have you left the bathroom fearing that you're being followed by an entire roll of toilet paper?

This is a wedding gown.Tolonglah! Listen here..How many times have you left the bathroom fearing that you're being followed by an entire roll of toilet paper?

 

Who needs to send a bouquet now ? Call Far East Flora for further detais

Who needs to send a bouquet now ? Call Far East Flora for further details

 

Tupperware party anyone ? My place or yours ?

Tupperware party anyone ? My place or yours ?

 

Talk about your stacked decks! You can have a lot of heart, and still no soul.

Talk about your stacked decks! You can have a lot of heart, and still no soul.

 

One or two is ok....but this ?Just where did the phrase "Cute as a Button" come from? It certainly doesn't apply here. Next time you want to send a message, try Federal Express.

One or two is ok....but this ?Just where did the phrase "Cute as a Button" come from? It certainly doesn't apply here. Next time you want to send a message, try Federal Express.

Did this woman swallow a life preserver? I always hate when women ask, "Does this make my butt look bigger," but the answer if you're wearing this is, "Yes!"

Did this woman swallow a life preserver? I always hate when women ask, "Does this make my butt look bigger," but the answer if you're wearing this is, "Yes!"

 

Apa ni bang ?I don't know how you get that much fur on your body without the aid of modern science. It couldn't be a coat, could it?

Apa ni bang ?I don't know how you get that much fur on your body without the aid of modern science. It couldn't be a coat, could it?

 

What can i say ?What tube tops did for women (and that's not much) this confection might one day do for men.

What can i say ?What tube tops did for women (and that's not much) this confection might one day do for men.

 

Some people have gifted minds … others look like they're wearing a birthday present on their head. This is something that should be re-gifted.And yes,if i was wearing that too..i would be giving the same tongue out look

Some people have gifted minds … others look like they're wearing a birthday present on their head. This is something that should be re-gifted.And yes,if i was wearing that too..i would be giving the same tongue out look

 

A gush of wind made Marilyn Monroe's dress flutter. This outfit needs no help to defy Newton's Law - - and that's a law fashion police like myself take very seriously. Yes girl, i would shoot myself too

A gush of wind made Marilyn Monroe's dress flutter. This outfit needs no help to defy Newton's Law - - and that's a law fashion police like myself take very seriously. Yes girl, i would shoot myself too

 

Remember once upon a time..we all had that huge stupid fan our parents would decorate our livingrooms with..together with the huge wooden fork and spoon on the side....i rest my case

Remember once upon a time..we all had that huge stupid fan our parents would decorate our livingrooms with..together with the huge wooden fork and spoon on the side....i rest my case

 

Just because Odysseus had a bad experience with a cyclops doesn't mean others won't find a one-eyed wonder attractive. Here's almost looking at you, kid.

Just because Odysseus had a bad experience with a cyclops doesn't mean others won't find a one-eyed wonder attractive. Here's almost looking at you, kid.

 

Help me, Obi-Wan Kenobi! Fashion has turned to the Dark Side and this poor thing has turned to a certain Sith Lord. The Force is clearly not with her.

Help me, Obi-Wan Kenobi! Fashion has turned to the Dark Side and this poor thing has turned to a certain Sith Lord. The Force is clearly not with her.

I can't stress the importance of not recycling enough, if it means wearing used wrappers. If you look like garbage, that's because it's what you're wearing.

I can't stress the importance of not recycling enough, if it means wearing used wrappers. If you look like garbage, that's because it's what you're wearing.

 

Yours Truly

Yours Truly

Till me meet again next Monday for further highlights on the nitty gritty buttons of  my world. This is Smita Smitten, Showbiz Kitten – Shaniqua Samuntanga of love of the Queen of Zanzibar and Ghana

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June 22, 2009 at 12:05 PM

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